Ahoy! My name is Timmy Two Sabres. I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy long walks on the beach, sunsets, swabbing the deck and an occasional lashing. I'm looking for very tall second mates and Krakens. My turn offs are life jackets, flares and life rafts (I don't need any protection) and clams (ew!)
Just e-mail Swishbuckler@gmail.com use subject line "Timmy Two Sabres" to find out if that's a belt of live dynamite around my waist or if I'm just happy to see you sailor.
Favorite song: Blow the Man Down
Favorite Drink: Anything with fruit on a stick poking out of it.
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